i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(via pizza)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via spork)

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

(via requaero)

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via cloudgazair)

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

(via lazy-ppl-problems)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via spork)