ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

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mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(via epilepticatthedisco)

"The future depends on woman"

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lexikittypop:

Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together

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buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via pizza)