hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via amberthegiraffe)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(via pizza)

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

(via spork)